Liquid Death — 19.2oz Tallboy Can

Founded by Mike Cessario and valued at $1.4 billion, Liquid Death set out to make healthy hydration feel as cool as cracking open an energy drink — and it worked. No plastic bottles. No artificial sweeteners. No nonsense. Just real mountain water and natural flavours packaged in infinitely recyclable aluminium, ready to murder your thirst.

Select your weapon from the dropdown. 18 flavours. One legendary can.

💧 Still & Sparkling Water

Unlike many bottled water brands that are just processed municipal tap water, Liquid Death comes from real mountain sources in some of the finest mountain ranges in America. Still or sparkling — pure, clean, and ice cold.

💥 Flavoured Sparkling Water

These killer cans attack your tastebuds with soda-level flavour and only a fraction of the sugar — no caffeine, no artificial sweeteners, just 10–20 calories and 2g of natural agave-sweetened goodness per serving. Choose from Mango Chainsaw, Severed Lime, Berry It Alive, Rest in Peach, Grim Leafer, Squeezed to Death, Cherry Obituary, Grave Fruit, Convicted Melon, Blueberry Buzzsaw, Dr. Death, and Killer Cola.

🍵 Iced Tea

These psychotic cans of iced tea use natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst — with 75% less sugar than top iced teas and zero artificial sweeteners. Choose from Armless Palmer (half lemonade, half black tea), Dead Billionaire (half lemonade, half black tea — premium blend), Slaughter Berry, and Sweet Reaper.

📦 Can Details

• Size: 19.2oz (570ml) Tallboy
• Sweetener: Natural Agave Nectar (flavoured varieties)
• Artificial Sweeteners: None
• Caffeine: None (water & sparkling) | B6 & B12 (iced tea varieties)
• Packaging: 100% infinitely recyclable aluminium — death to plastic
• Origin: Real mountain sources, canned in the USA

Don't be scared. It's just water. Murder your thirst. 💀